"You don't have the brains God gave a duck, Naruto." Turning, Shikamaru stalked off.
What was with this guy? It seemed he'd made a new hobby out of being disrespectful towards people's mothers of late. Choji had bloodied his face for making an ill-advised joke about his mom, and Lee had wiped the floor with him in w duel for speculating insultingly about his origins. What in the world would make him quit?
(Hey, BorealCatboy, the idea was to have Naruto talk ABOUT someone's mom to people, not necessarily say something rude TO the mom. Maybe he can mess up and get caught backbiting Kibas mom or something.

Also, could he maybe make ignorant jokes about the mom? That was the original idea.)