The Planet of the Amazons

[17JosephLC]

Getting up, he had to reach and tried to slowly clean the plate. Frowning, he scrubbed hard, agitated as it slowly cleaned, especially when he kept missing the plate. Apparently, becoming small had really messed up his hand-eye coordination!

After taking thrice as long as the ladies would, and still only half done, he put the plate down and pulled at his hair! “Why is this so hard!”

[Jinchu]

Meanwhile teh two women took time to care for their machinery and weapons, eth most important things around. As soon as Joseph pulled his hair, Aviendha and Wanda exchanged understanding looks again. That male obviously needed a lot of temper control and hard discipline to keep his tantrums at bay,


"Need some help?" aviendha asked in a tone as neutral as possible, looking up from the kinfe she had been polishing.

[17JosephLC]

“No!” He snapped back at her! “I don’t need any help! I can do it myself! I can!” He said again, trying to convince himself as much as them. “I’m a grown- er, big boy!” He was about to say grown man, but they might think he was trying to lie and spank him again.

[Jinchu]

Aviendha frowned a bit. "Grown or not, I suggest you watch your tone. No one yells at me in my own house" the big woman's tone suggested that the boy was threading very thin ice currently. "All right then, do it your own way..." She returned to her knife, letting the boy dig his own grave this time.

[17JosephLC]

The young boy was flustered when he heard the tone of the lady’s voice. He was made very aware that he was on thin ice, and if he continued, he would be getting it for sure! “Y-yes ma’am,” he mumbled and got back to trying to clean the plate.

As he cleaned, he held up the plate to get at its underside… but, well, little boys don’t have very strong grips. And when you add soap… well… as Joey scrubbed, the soap caused his grip to slip, sending the plate out of his hand and it landed with the sound of broken porcelain!

A small chunk of the plate had snapped off, and there were large cracks spreading throughout the main plate! Freezing in horror, Joey looked back at the two Amazonians, very afraid for his boyish bubble-butt…

Then reality snapped back, and, frighted, he leapt off the stool and tried to make a run for it!

[Jinchu]

Aiendha swiftly jumped up and moved to him. Her warrior's reflexes helped to grab the boy almost mid-air. "What are you doing?! you could step on the sharp pieces with your soft little feet!" the woman scolded angrily. "Do you even think at all?"
"Of course he doesn't. he's a boy" Wand aresponded.
"Well, I guess we'll ahve to explain the things in a manner he will understand then, not through his head..." Aviendha added in a gloomy tone, holding teh boy under her arm and walking to the pile of pillows on teh floor.

[17JosephLC]

“Oof!” He exhaled when he was caught mid-air. How the heck did she move so quickly?!

“H-hey! None of the pieces landed in the floor, at least not directly behind me! Stop being sexist and saying I’m stupid ’cuz I’m a boy! YOU’RE THE STOOPID ONES!” He said angrily, trying to wiggle out of the woman’s arms!

Then she began to carry him to a pile of pillows. “L-lemme go! Lemme go right now!”

[Jinchu]

"Stop using big words that make no sence" Aviendha responded in an irritated tone. "And youve been warned about mouthing off. Now you are in an even more trouble!"


She sat on the pillows and placed the naked kid over her thigh. SMACK!! the first impact on teh chubby behind was rather loud and intense.

[17JosephLC]

“But ah’m not using big words that don’t make no sense!” Joey whined, which was true. The only word he’d used that these Amazons might not understand was… sexist, perhaps? He wasn’t sure.

Joseph didn’t have any more time to ponder it, though, as he was soon over Aviendha’s lap! “OWIE!” He yelped with a kick, as bum bouncing adorably, already stinging, and he felt himself immediately beginning to tear up!

[Jinchu]

"You decided to show what you can on your own? Well, I see what: cussing at your elders, breaking the dishes and almost hurting yourself! You've been warned about consequences, Joseph!" Aviendha lectured him sternly while her hard, well-trained palm flattened the boy's chubby behind again and again.