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Old June 19th, 2011, 09:52 PM   #71
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The man is a fictional character in a novel printed in 1957. As a work of fiction, he cannot age.
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Old June 21st, 2011, 08:04 PM   #72
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I have a really good one but if it's spelt out it becomes really obvious. Anyway, read it, enjoy and use it to confuse your friends:
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One knight, a policeman and a firefighter walk into a bar. Each orders a drink of whisky. At the end of the night three people walk out, what are they?
... or some variation thereof. Because "knight" sounds like "night"
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Old June 21st, 2011, 08:11 PM   #73
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a knight, a policeman, and a firefighter.
Wait a minute... I wasn't supposed to answer that riddle... whoops.
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Old August 12th, 2011, 03:12 AM   #74
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I love that five years later, nobody posted an answer to Maru-sha correctly in thread. XD
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Old August 12th, 2011, 05:56 AM   #75
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And the suspense is killing me! I'll be the first to cry Uncle. We give. Come back, Maru-sha! Come back and give us the answer already.
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Old August 12th, 2011, 08:39 AM   #76
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Riddle me this!
A man is born in 1957.
It is now 2007, yet the man is only 37 years old.
How is this possible?
Because he died in 1994.
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Old August 13th, 2011, 05:33 AM   #77
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I think the fictional character is correct because if the book was published in 1957 the character was 37 in the book he wouldn't age unless the author wrote it
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Old August 22nd, 2011, 01:31 AM   #78
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1957 is a street address?
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