The Stories of Sword, Magic and Sissy Boys (for Jac the Coyote)

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In the distant world of sorcery and sword, adventures and legends, honorable heroes and horrible monsters, princesses and kinghts, there is always a place for spankings...

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Elendor was the only prince of the ancent elven kingdom of Adoriat. In his age of 600 years he was still pretty young for an elf (though it made him adult and ready to rule or get married technically) and being the only child of his royal aprents he was really spoiled and sybaritic.

Elendor was short, timid and elegant - even more so, then the averege elf. As all of his kind, he didn't have hair anythere but his head - and those were beautiful straight blonde hair reaching his waist. His face was very girly (at least from the point of view of a human or other roughly-built race), with giant saphire eyes, long eye-lashes and heart-shaped lips. His long sharp ears were very tender and sensitive and his pale skin blushed easily.

The prince only wore the most delicare fabrics, thin silk and such, made into elegant and whimsical impractical outfits. He also enjoyed wearing elegant jewelry, diadems, rings and bracelets. Elendor was used to be surrounded by dozens of servants, raedy to fulfill any wish of him.

Since his father was immortal, Elendor didn't acre much about preparing to rule their ancent (but rather small, really, between agriessive empires of a more young and ambitious races) kingdom. Instead he was reading, listening to tender music, walking through beautiful gardens or sometimes even playing with his old toys. Responsibility seemed so bothersome...

Lately his aprents started to make hints about him being 600 and raedy for a marriage. Elendor didn't start to look for a fiancie, but didn't mind them to find the one. It would add some more pleasures to his life, after all...

Right now the pribce headed to the throne-hall of Adoriat's roal palace, there his father called it in an unusually official manner...

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Standing before the young Elf Prince, and next to his father, was Huckleberry, the prince of a neighboring human kingdom, Koucan. His dark-skinned face was cleanly shaven, with a scar under his right eye. His ebony hair was well groomed and luscious-so much so that it almost clashed with his obviously toned body. He was of average height, standing of a good 5'9 and his eyes were a piercing green. The warrior prince was in more practical clothes, his uniform matching his green eyes and a divided 5-pointed star emblazoned on his chest.

The young prince was 22, old enough to be King of his own land. And while he could take the throne, his title as 'prince' was, technically illegitimate. Despite his many glorious battles, and the support of many of his followers, the young prince would have to take the throne in a more traditional manner: marrying a bride of another kingdom.

"So, you're Elendor." His voice sounded soft, but with a certain amount of bite to it that matched his confident face. He did a quick bow as he said, "it's an honor to meet you." Marrying an Elf Prince, probably not anyone else's first choice, but Huckleberry wasn't exactly picky and none of his other neighbors had princesses that were of age. Besides, the Elf was pretty and surely with how much support he had in his own homeland, his people wouldn't bat too much of an eye.

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Elendor curtseyed elegantly to the guest. He found all humans to be vulgar, rude and nasty (the prince only met them a few times in his long life, though, rarely leaving his castle, and didn't see teh difference between barbarian kingdoms 400 years ago and human society now), but he knew how to be polite... then he wished to.

Immediately after that Elendor ignored teh human, though, and looked at his father.

"Your Majesty" Elendor adressed his dad officially, since the starnger was here "wished to see me."

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His Father held back a sigh at the behavior of his son. Polite, sure, but he very much just pushed the prince aside. But with no signs of ill will on Huckleberry's face, king Zeno began to explain.

"Elendor, I'm sure you've heard through the grapevine that, as you are of age, we've looked into finding you a suitor." The Elf cleared his throat, "the young prince here is from a neighboring kingdom of ours. They offer to us a strong political grasp of the area, good trade, and some muscle to help protect our, now partnered boarders."

"Elendor, it is your duty to help seal this deal. And you shall do that by becoming Huckleberry's bride."

At that last sentence, the human prince gave a light chuckle as he offered his supposedly-future-wife a warmer smile than he showed before.

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Elendor's eyes widened. A... bride?! Yes, he expected news about marriage, but with... some pretty princess! He was supposed to be a groom, not a bride!!

"Father... is that some kind of a joke?" Elendor's tone was much less respectful now. "If so, it's of a bad taste; suitable for a mortal monkey like this one, but not for you. I am the prince of Adoriat, I won't be anyone's bride! Are you sleepwalking, taht you mistook your son for a daughter?!"

He stomped his foot angrily - in a kinda girly amnner, in fact.

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Huckleberry chuckled a bit at the princess's-er, prince's-tantrum. Zeno looked almost taken back by the rise in tone his son took with him. This may not have been ideal, but it was for the good of their kingdom. As a prince, he should've been thrilled to do what was best-or, at the very least, not put on such a display.

"Now look here, Eldendor-"

"If I may interrupt." Huckleberry's interjected, "a thousand pardons, my liege, but please. Allow me to talk things over with the Prince. I'm sure we can reach some sort of agreement that will benefit both parties. Ahem, if I may." He did another bow as the Elf King looked between him and his son.

"Very well..." He begrudgingly agreed. The last thing he'd ever do was have his son act as a diplomat, and now this neighboring country was requesting it. But he was an odd one. All humans were odd in his eyes, but there was something different about Huckleberry, it was in his eyes. But regardless, he started leaving the room. The light sound of footsteps could fill their ears. Huckleberry chuckled lightly, he was certain there were guards of some sort, probably waiting with spells or arrows at the ready to slay him if the 'peace talks' turned violent.

A protective Father, he could respect that in a sense.

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Elendor was huffing angrily while those idiots talked to each other. He flushed a bit from both anger and emberrassment (a bride, how could they!!..).

"Father, stop! I am not going to discuss anything with this... this dirty animal!" he protested lodly as the king stood up to leave teh hall. "Oh, you want to do it this way?! great, then I'm leaving too! I am the prince of Adoriat, I'm above talking to monkeys!"

Elendor tirned around dramatically, planning to come back to his private rooms...

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"Come now, young prince." Huckleberry chuckled, "don't be so dramatic."

He smirked deviously, muttering an incantation, "Boli ith maldifidil." The closed door would find themselves unwilling to budge. Regardless of how much force the girly prince would try to apply to the door.

"Neat little spell, huh?" Huckleberry smirked, walking towards the Elf, "it's a special incantation I picked up. I learned to call it the 'Sealing Room' spell. No noise comes in, out, and those doors are locked. It took me a while to perfect that list part, but spell crafting is a rather interesting hobby."

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Elendor growled and tried to pull teh door knob with all his force - a bit comical sight since the prince didn't have that much force to begin with. He turned to Huckleberry witha furious face - which still looked kinda cute.

"So, you mastered a little magic. Great." he started sarcastically. "It makes you a relatively smart monkey. But you are still no match for me, and I am still not a maiden. So forget this crazy ideas and leave our sacred land. Or regret it!"

On fact Elendor was bluffing (partly fooling himself as well): being a rather light-headed and lazy young elf he didn't practice his magical skills much and wasn't a very good magician even despite elves being antural in it. But he just refused to agree to that ridiculous marriage!

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"Oh, I'm so sure."

Huckleberry chuckled, his strong, firm hand suddenly grabbing the Elf. He pulled Elendor closer with a strong tug and suddenly grabbed his waist. He pulled him over and up over his shoulder as he smirked.

"Now then, my dear, I think it's time we had a little discussion about this whole political arrangement." He started walking him back to the table in the center of the room.