The Supremely Animated Ridonculous Race! (With Sardonyx)

[SpankingCharmy]

"Hello there everyone! My name is Danny! I was Chris Thorndyke's friend from Sonic X and I was tasked with the job of being a host for this new show! Since I can't remember the cue cards they slipped me, I'm just going to read off the Wiki article on my phone. Ahem~!...

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race, an action-filled, outrageous buddy comedy in which 18 pairs of unforgettable characters from different anime and cartoons are put to the mental, physical and emotional test in a frantic race around the world.

Each new leg of the Race features an adventure to a new country where teams will face off against BRUTAL challenges, baffling local customs and competing teams as they frantically race to the next Chill Zone on their way to the ultimate Finish Line. They’ll all push themselves to the limit, but only one team will win the Race and the prize of $1,000,000!"

Danny cleared his throat a bit. "Whoo. Sorry. Also, the rules here are different from the usual Total Drama competition. Unlike that one which had eliminations decided by votes, this one the eliminations are automatic. Whoever reaches the Chill Zone last, loses. Simple as that." Danny smirked.

And speak of the devil, the competition was starting to arrive on board their plane now.

1. Luffy (SDCharm) and Chopper (Sardonyx) - One Piece
2. Naruto (Sardonyx) and Konohamaru (SDCharm) - Naruto Shippuden
3. Natsu (SDCharm) and Happy (Sardonyx) - Fairy Tail
4. Goten (Sardonyx) and Trunks (SDCharm) - Dragonball
5. Conan (SDCharm) and Haibara (Sardonyx) - Detective Conan/Case Closed
6. Zatch (SDCharm) and Tia (Sardonyx) - Konjiko no Gash Bell/Zatch Bell
7. Shippo (SDCharm) and Kohaku (Sardonyx) - Inuyasha
8. Gon (Sardonyx) and Killua (SDCharm) - Hunter X Hunter
9. Midoriya (SDCharm) and Uraraka (Sardonyx) - My Hero Academia
10. Tai (SDCharm) and Izzy (Sardonyx) - Digimon Adventure
11. Ash (SDCharm) and Max (Sardonyx) - Pokemon
12. Mac (SDCharm) and Bloo (Sardonyx) - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
13. Wakko (Sardonyx) and Dot (SDCharm) - Animaniacs
14. TJ (SDCharm) and Gus (Sardonyx) - Recess
15. Alvin (SDCharm) and Simon (Sardonyx) - Alvin and the Chipmunks
16. Numbuh 4 (SDCharm) and Numbuh 3 (Sardonyx) - Codename Kids Next Door
17. Ben (SDCharm) and Gwen (Sardonyx) - Ben 10
18. Yugi (SDCharm) and Mokuba (Sardonyx) - Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Sardonyx]

The plane was coming in for a landing, and soon came to a stop in the runway.

As the door opened, a ramp began to descend down from the entrance and land on the ground, giving way for contestants to start filing out one by one.

Although one of the first things heard from inside was. "....Are you sure I can't eat him...?"

"Baka! Stay away!" After that a trail of smoke quickly dispersed from the plane as someone was very quick in making their way out of the plane. When it cleared, it was revealed to be a toddler sized reindeer. Who had made his place hiding behind Danny's leg. "Keep that kid away from me! He only sees with his stomach!" he panicked.

[SpankingCharmy]

"Uh... which one?" Danny asked, confused.

"Wait! Come back Mr. Talking Raccoon Dog!" A small blonde boy in what looked like a blue skirt, scampered out next. "I'll make sure you're not eaten. You look cool!"

"Is he the one whose trying to eat you? Doesn't sound like it..." Danny said, blinking a few times.

"Eww~! Get off of me already!" A young dark haired boy with a long blue scarf tossed a large teenager with a straw hat over his shoulder. "This asshole was sleeping on my lap when I woke up! Gross!" He snapped and pointed at Luffy's body when it flopped on the floor.

Luffy shot up and drooled a bit. "Huh... Where am I? Is it lunch time yet?! Chopper, where's my Meat sack?!"

"GRRRR~!" Konohamaru, the ninja with the pirate drool on his lap, clenched his fists, super pissed off now.

"Looks like everyone's already getting super lively now. While they're distracted, we'll have fun tanking them in this race." Natsu smirked.

[Sardonyx]

Chopper felt a bead of sweat fall down the back of his head, while giving a shaky smile. "Like I care what you think, you little idiot!" but then he panicked as he saw a new boy exit. "That's the one...!"

This boy looked miserable, he had spiky black hair and wore and orange gi. He grumbled. "C'mon Trunks, help me find where he went!" Goten whined.

The next to emerge from the plain was a tall blonde clad in orange an black with the same ninja headband Konohamaru wore. That ninja, Naruto, was soon yawning and stretching out his arms. "Ahhhh~...ugh, if that's what they call first class....then screw planes...EH?! W-WHOA!" he yelped a little fireball knocked him off the ramp and sped towards the boy in the blue skirt.

"ZATCH!" The little fireball revealed to be a small redhead, another Mamodo like him, named Tia. Who didn't hesistate to tackle the boy and actually start to strangle him. "What are you doing trying to leave me behind?! We're a team, don't abandon your partner!!"

[SpankingCharmy]

"Hehehe. Thank goodness no one's paying attention to me like that." A small orange haired boy with a big bushy fox tail walked out as well. His name was Shippo and he was a bit of a cocky son of a gun. Still, he didn't feel like much attention being pushed at him was warranted for a crazy bunch like this.

Trunks grumbled and put his hands behind his head. "I don't want to. I'm still upset over those stupid rules. They say this world is supposed to put us on equal footing or whatever but that totally doesn't seem fair. If we're better than everyone else then we should just be allowed to be better than everyone else!" He was talking about how the world they were in, despite allowing them all to keep their powers, didn't make them as planet destructive as they were used to. Kind of necessary for the sake of a plausible game but this was going to be an extremely explosive event regardless. Trunks was just overreacting.

"I'm sorry I tossed you out the window a couple of times on the flight. Your snoring was really distracting though and I'm cute so you'll forgive me." Dot said as she walked out, patting her older brother Wakko on the head.

"GAAGAAHGHA~! T-TIA! W-WAIT! STAAAAGH!" Zatch foamed at the mouth and flailed all about as he was attacked by his partner.

A boy with a nice green jacket, blue jeans, and a red cap silently strolled on by with his partner before stopping to look at the scene before him. "You see that Gus? This is the unstable nature of our enemies. Stay calm. Be cool. And we breeze through them all like the most expert cheater during the Fall Exams... only we won't be cheating. Th-That was just an analogy." TJ Detweiler joked, trying to make himself more clear.

A little boy in a blue dress shirt, huge glasses, and a bow-tie walked out next, trying his best not to stare any of these freaks in the eye. "Oi, Haibara. Are you sure we got on the right plane? These all look like a bunch of circus clowns..." Conan Edogawa stated, feeling a sweat-drop go down the side of his head.

[Sardonyx]

Behind Shippo exited another boy, clad in his own armor. Kohaku seemed to be more intrigued by his surroundings rather than being worried about being noticed as he walked down the ramp. "This place is certainly strange...but still...no matter what I plan on doing my best." he said with a determined look.

"Aww c'moooon Trunks! I didn't get a chance to eat breakfast before we left! I don't wanna be on an empty stomach!" Goten whined to his best friend.

"Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad plan at all..." came the voice of another boy clad in green with a green and black spiked hair. "After all the snacks they had on that flight was awful!"

"See, see! He's got the right idea!"

Wakko was in the midst of readjusting his hat over his blown out fur. Being thrown out the window would only allow it to stay in place for so long. As Dot was patting him on the head, he looked like a grump. But almost immediately afterward his gave a grin and patted his sister on the back. "Ahhh, no worries Dot, needed the fresh air anyway. No biggie!"

Of course when he did pat her back, he left a note that said 'Kick me as hard as you can.'

"Ehhh...I-I dunno, TJ. A lot of these guys look pretty strange don't you think. Like...I could have sworn there were talking animals on that plane...and then there was guy who was just completely blue." the blonde with glasses was already intimidated just on seeing all these peculiar faces. They were just freaky to Gus.

"Of course this was the correct one...but you shouldn't let appearances fool you...our opponents could be hiding much more up their sleeves so it's best not to lower your guard." Haibara commented upon putting away the magazine was ready from when she was on the plane. "We don't know who they are or where they came from after all-" she was about to continue before someone else made their grand entrance.

"Attention everyone! Your champion has finally arrived!! Thank you, thank you..." he was some blue creature clad who wore sunglasses for effect as if he was some famous movie star, and giving bows to an imaginary audience.

Now it was Haibara's turn to sweatdrop a little. "Or...perhaps I'm overestimating at least....some of them..."

"Ooooooh! Look kitty! See how pretty this place is!" oooed a young girl clad in green with long black hair. She had a explorer rainbow monkey perched on top of her head and a distressed Happy trapped in her arms. It didn't help that Natsu passed out on the plane launching, leaving happy alone to be claimed by Kuki Sanban. At this point, the poor exceed had given up as anime style tears just streamed out his eyes as he held up a sign that just read 'Help'. Still, Numbuh Three was less than affected by that and more so by her surroundings as she gazed. "C'mon, c'mon, let's go explorin'...! C'mooooon Wallllyyyy!" then came her call back to the plane as she skipped down the rest of the ramp.

[SpankingCharmy]

"Good. I'm not going in with a weak partner who can't keep up with my feet of fury." Shippo chuckled.

"Stop being whiny!" Trunks said, swatting Goten over the head. "We're here to win a competition so man up! Just like with the Mighty Mask situation from the tournament, you're not focused on the objective. Maybe I should have chosen someone else to partner with." Trunks said right before his stomach gurgled. He blushed and snapped. "SHUT UP!"

The girl accompanying the boy giggled a bit. "Maybe there's a decent restaurant around we could get to know each other better at."

Dot chuckled as she walked along. A young chipmunk, clad in red with a large A on his long sweater saw her walk by.

"Ooo~!" Alvin Seville, the cheeky young musical star, swung back his foot and booted Dot right in the butt!

"YAAAAAH~!" Dot screamed, being sent flying. She soared through the air and landed on top of Trunks, smashing them both into the ground. Dot's feet dangled in the air and her dress lowered, showing her underwear to the camera.

"... Well... I mean I guess they look a bit strange but we've seen stranger right? I mean we have to look at Ms. Finster's face everyday. This is nothin'." TJ grinned right before a boy with brown hair snuck up behind him and pantsed him, leaving him standing in his Thomas the Tank Engine briefs.

Ben Tennyson giggled as he snuck away just as fast after doing that to him in front of the already rolling camera. "This'll be cake."

Mac, the small young brunette boy, walked right past Bloo, sighing as he did so. "Yup. This is my life..."

Conan rolled his eyes. "See? There's danger in overestimating your opponent too-OW!" Conan jerked when his butt was kicked by a pasty white boy with seering blue eyes.

"Watch your mouth buddy." The assassin child, Killua, walked out with his partner Gon. Having just overheard everything. Even that one statement from the dude with the pink hair who passed out on the plane about getting everyone while they were distracted. He couldn't help but scoff at that seeing as how Natsu, the guy in question, was trying to crawl his way out of it now while holding back a vomit.

Numbuh 4 stomped out with a groan and his arms crossed. "Come on Kuki. This is embarrassing alright. C-Can we just put the cat away and strut out like awesome dudes or something?" Wally whined a bit, feeling like she'd embarrass him a lot while they were here.

"This Duel Monsters thing sounds a lot like Pokemon." Ash said as he walked out, still talking with the young boy with the crazy looking hair.

"I was just about to say that when it came to those Pokemon battles of yours. Odd." Yugi chuckled, walking out with Seto Kaiba's younger brother, Mokuba.

Danny looked on and saw that the plane was empty... once Natsu finally slumped on the ground after slowly crawling out of it.

"Looks like everyone's here. Good! Now we can get this started!" Danny smirked.

[Sardonyx]

"D'oh!" Goten yelped and held his head upon being hit, but then he couldn't help but smirk when he heard Trunks' own stomach growl. "Ha! You're hungry too! Admit it!" but before he could get a response, he blinked when Dot suddenly came from the sky and landed on top of Trunks. "What the...?!"

Gon blinked and looked over the two kids now slumped on the ground with Goten and wondered. "Huh...you think they're gonna be okay...?" Goten could only shrug.

Wakko gave a grin. "I though I'd find someone with a good sense of humor 'round here! Nice punt!" he called out to the chipmunk in red while stick up a '10' card. Another chipmunk, this one clad in blue and wearing glasses, sighed as he watched the events occur before looking to Alvin. "Don't you think that was a little unnecessary...."

Gus couldn't even comment, he could only look down and turn completely red in the face. "-!! Oh jeez, uh, TJ! Hey...uh..." he tried not to draw too much attention to it as he merely made the motion with his finger to look down.

Ben's cousin and partner could only watch from afar and roll her eyes as she waited for Ben to return, the redhead, Gwen merely crossed her arms. "Are you done leaving your mark yet...?"

Haibara didn't react too much when Conan got his butt kicked, literally. her attention was then focused on the white haired child who struck him. "However....I shouldn't underestimate those like him..." she thought to herself as she narrowed her eyes a bit.

"Awwww, but he's so huggy and soft and adooorabblleeeee!" Kuki protested as she squeezed Happy in a hug. The blue cat squirming in the operatives grasp for air. "T-Tight!"

"Please lemme keep him, pleeeeeaseeeee!" now Kuki stuck out her bottom lip and gave puppy dog eyes, while Happy was actually shaking his head rapidly in trying to urge the blonde to say no!

Mokuba was more interested in Ash's partner at the moment, the young boy Max, who was currently showing off his pokedex. "So...these are what most Pokemon look like...and each one has their own elemental abilities that correspond with their...'type'?"

"Yep! And each type has specific advantages and disadvantages over others in battle! There are also some Pokemon who can evolve into more mature and powerful forms if certain conditions are met."

[SpankingCharmy]

Dot and Trunks laid out in the dirt. Both were seeing stars with one having their undies just flashed on international television right off the bat.

Alvin gave Wakko a wink and a thumbs up before smirking at his brother. "Nah. I can't turn down a good ol' kick me sign. Even if it were on your butt."

"What's up with you...?" TJ blinked before feeling the breeze hit. He looked down and jolted in shock, blushing red and yanking his pants back up. "AGH! H-HEY! WHO THE-?!"

"Nope. Not done by a long shot." Ben said to Gwen with a smirk.

Killua walked off but not before looking back at Haibara. "... I can tell she's a smart one alright."

Numbuh 4 looked at Happy's pleading face. "...Uh-" Before he could talk though, the host finally spoke up.

Danny clapped his hands to get their attention. "Alright folks. Enough with the meet and greet! It's time we got this thing kicked off properly right?"

Danny walked up to a electric bill board that showed their duo faces on it. "Rules were already laid out for you in the packages you all received but here's a quick refresher. In each challenge you will race around the world to go from one country to the next and complete mini objectives along the way. The last to reach the chill zone at the end of each episode will be eliminated. Simple. There are checkpoints between the areas you need to travel through before reaching the Chill Zone that each have a Danny-Box there. Go up to the Danny-Box, click on the red button on the top, and out will pop a tip explaining what your next objective will be in the leg of the race until you reach the Chill Zone, signaling the end of your day."

Mac raised his hand. "Excuse me. How many Danny-Boxes will be in each challenge?"

"Depends on the challenge. You'll be tasked with an opening objective and you'll need to reach the Danny-Box to receive info on what your next objective will be. When one of the Danny-Boxes says that your next objective will require you to race to the Chill-Zone that'll be the clue in that it's the last objective of the day."

"What if we're exhausted by the time we reach the first box? Will you be sorry for making your thing too hard." Konohamaru snickered.

Danny just stared at him. "Hmph. Your first objective is here in Toronto, Canada. It's to race to the top of CN Tower. There will be where you'll find your first Danny-Box. Whoever reaches it first will receive the info on what to do next first and they'll continue on from there. Now everyone line up-!" Danny said.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT FOOD!" Luffy shot up in anger.

"You can eat when you're done!" Danny snapped.

Uraraka chuckled. "This might be pretty easy if these are the guys we're up against..."

[Sardonyx]

At that, Goten's stomach growled again and he groaned. "Ugh, then Trunks and I are gonna get to the top of that tower first...! C'mon Trunks!" he said as he lifted his unconscious partner over his shoulder and went to go line-up. He was really hungry...! This left Gon with Dot, the latter still sprawled out on the ground with her undies in view. The boy sweatdropped. "Uhm...who does this girl belong too...?"

"That's mine...!" Wakko immediately sped over, looking over his sister with a snicker before pulling out a handle mirror and dangling it over Dot, as if the girl would wake upon being in the vicinity of a device she could monitor her own cuteness with.

"CN Tower....?" Haibara then shifted directions and turned to face where she could see the tall building across the Toronto skyline...from where they were, the teams were a couple of miles away from their destination. "So that's where we're going...several miles southeast of here..."

"Ooooohh....look at how pretty it is from far away!" Numbuh Three pointed out as she gazed off in the same direction, with one of her hands to her forehead, the other girl ended up looking and grinned. "Do you see kitty...oh...?" but then she blinked and saw Happy no longer in her arms.

Happy could be found now perched upon Natsu's head, almost halfway buried in the pink locks as he pretty much nestled in there for safety. "Hnnnn...."