Walking In On The Unexpected (DBZ)

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A burst of air and heat rang out over the Son Family's front yard as Krillin descended from a clear blue sky. He was dressed in his regular orange gi, thinking it appropriate since he was visiting his old friend Goku and his sons for the weekend. This would be just like old times. He stretched out his aching arms before preparing to knock on the door. Inside the house, it sounded like someone was getting a round of applause.

Before he could reach the doorbell, a low hum of a motor engine got his attention. Krillin turned to watch a car approach. When it got close enough, he could see it was Yamcha driving, also wearing a gi like he was. The car looked extremely expensive.

When the taller men pulled in and then jumped out, Krillin couldn't help but say, "You know, for a guy who can fly at will . . . "

But Yamcha brushed him off. "Hey, ladies love a nice car," he explained with a cocky grin. Then he cocked his head. "What's that noise?"

"Noise? What're you talking about?" Krillin asked.

"Can't you hear it? It sounds like--" Yamcha was interrupted by a shout from inside the house, along with the clapping sound getting a lot louder.

"Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yaooowwch! Oo--oooh yeeeOWW!"

"That's Goku!" Yamcha said, but Krillin was already racing for the door. Their friend was in trouble in there! Both men slammed the door opened--and then gasped at what they saw happening inside.

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Goku was certainly in trouble! Just not the sort of trouble that Krillin and Yamcha had expected. Later on, when they looked back over events, Krillin and Yamcha couldn't understand why they had been so surprised at what they saw as Goku just seemed to have a knack for getting himself into situations like that.

So, what did they see? They saw Goku draped over Gohan's knees and Gohan's hand landing heavily on Goku's bare bottom which had already acquired a definate pink tint. Goku was squirming over Gohan's lap, trying to get his butt out of the path of Gohan's hand but he could no more do than he could escape Gohan's iron grip which kept him in place.

"Wow, that's got to smart!" Krillin commented to Yamcha and sub-consciously rubbing his own behind as if he was in Goku's position, which he had been several times in the past.

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Yamcha's jaw dropped. No way was this for real, he had to be seeing things! But there it was right in front of him. His good buddy Goku, Savior of the Earth and all that, writhing around like a fish out of water as his bare, muscular buns took a good walloping. That in itself wouldn't be unusual, but what made it surreal was who was doing the walloping. Goku was over his own kid's lap! Sure Gohan was grown up now, a damn strong fighter himself, but still . . .

The more he looked though, the more the idea lost it's strangeness. It really was like Goku, to get into a predicament like this.

"Uhh . . . yeah," Yamcha agreed, grinning a little bit. "From the noises he was making, I thought he was dying in here!"

That was when the father and son noticed their two guests. So intent were they on their separate ends of punishment that neither had sensed Krillin's flight over, or their front door slamming open. Goku lifted his head up and turned their way. "Oh! Uhh--Yoouooww!--hey guys! Glad you could--OOFF!--make it! Ahhh!" His ass flexed and bounced from a good combo to his left buttock.

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Krillin had forgotten that Yamcha didn't know Gohan as well as he did. Yamcha has wasted a lot time being distracted by Bulma. He'd seen Goku over Gohan's lap several times before - and had been in the same position himself often enough. Every time Gohan's hand smacked his father's bare bottom Krillin remembered what it had felt like.

Yamcha noticed Krillin sub-consciously rub his butt in sympathy as Gohan land particularly stinging blow on his dad's rump causing him to yelp. Yamcha couldn't help sniggering as he guessed the sort of memories it must be reawakening in Krillin.

"Goku, hi buddy." Krillin tried to be a casual as he could as if walking in a son spanking his father was something that happened everyday, "Hello Gohan."

"Hi Krillin," Gohan paused briefly to allow Goku to reply, "What happend to your hair?"

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"Oh, this?" Krillin felt the top of his head. "I just thought, uh, it was time for a change . . . "

"I'll say!" Yamcha said, his grin only growing wider. He reached over and rubbed Krillin's chrome dome. "His head's even smoother than Goku's butt! Speaking of . . . " He decided to address the elephant in the room. "Your cheeks are looking mighty red there, man. What'd you do to earn yourself a trip over your own son's knee? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Heh . . . "

He shook his head with a chuckle. His eyes though, remained glued on Goku's "perfect" bottom the whole time. It really was incredibly spankable. Firm and round, with just the right amount of bouncing muscle. He'd had it over the knee himself once or twice, but that had mostly been when Goku was still a kid. The few times he'd spanked him as a grown man however, had proven to Yamcha beyond a doubt that some men were spankable their whole lives.

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Krillin gave the seat of Yamcha's trousers a playful pat - although only a z-fighter would describe it as playful or a pat:

"Oh, come on Yamcha, we've both been over Gohan's knee often enough oursrelves, haven't we?" Krillin joked with Yamcha but then he thought about. "Well, I know I've been spanked by him plenty of times, and you must have been as well." Yet somehow he although he could recall Yamcha getting spanked often enough he couldn't think of any specific when it had been Gohan who'd spanked Yamcha.

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"Hey, leave my butt out of it," Yamcha joked, sidling away away from Krillin's palm. It was an unfortunate fact for many a Z-Fighter glute over the years, that Krillin's stature put him at the perfect height for a good standing butt-slap.

"It's not Gohan's ability that's the deal here," Yamcha continued, though actually he'd never truly experienced one of Gohan's bottom warmings first-hand. Well, not for an extended period anyway. "I'm just surprised Goku's letting him do it is all . . . Though knowing him, maybe I shouldn't be."

"'Letting?'" Gohan asked. He aimed another good whack to the underside of Goku's buns. "Why don't you tell them the reason, dad?" He started the spanking up again properly, sending his father into fitful squirms and yelps. "Tell them why I've got to punish you."

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Krillin noticed Yamcha twitch just after he giving him a friendly, but not exactly gentle, tap on the butt. Maybe Yamcha was getting soft as since the Cell Games he'd been mostly a reserve z-fighter. Then again, maybe he'd experienced that twinge in the buttocks that most z-fighters seemed to feel, but only rarely seemed to recognise, when some bad was going to happen to their rumps.

"Gohan doesn't need Goku to let him spank him." he reminded Yamcha. Remember that time Raditz abducted him when he was a little kid? First time as a spanker and he'd almost thrashed his Raditz into the next dimension by the time we got to them." The memory of his first corporal punishment triumph caused Gohan's otherwise stoney counternace to brighten up for a brief momnet.

"See, Gohan," said Goku, "They're not really interested in what happend."

"Oh, yes, we are!" Krillin and Yamcha quickly replied together.

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Goku sighed. "Alright . . . Well, it started when--Ouch! Ow!--Hey!" He looked up at Gohan, who'd been continuing his beating.

The demi-saiyan young man smiled. "Oh, you can keep telling your story! Just don't expect me to stop spanking while you do."

The World's Strongest Warrior grit his teeth, but nodded as his bubble-butt bounced, flexed, and jerked over his son's knee. "Yahhh! There's not much--ooh!--to tell. I was supposed to pick Goten up from school today and take him to--eeahh!--his friend Trunk's house, but I was so busy training that I lost track of time and Gohan ended up having to do it instead. OOOH!" A particularly hard spank cracked down at that. Goku's backside was distinctively redder now than when they'd first walked in.

Gohan looked cross as his palm came down firmly. "You know how mom hates it when things cut into my study time, dad."

The grown man's voice wavered as he continued the sorry tale. "Since this is the--oww!--third time I've forgotten to pick him up this week, when I finally did get back Gohan decided to--aooww that STINGS!--teach me about taking care of my responsibilities better. We've always had the--uaah!--policy in our house that anything Gohan or Goten can get spanked for--Yahh!--I can get spanked for too. So after a good lecture he put me over his knee and, well, you guys know the--ouch!--rest! I'd just been hoping we'd finish before you showed up--YOWWWW!"

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"But that still doesn't explain why you...." started Yamcha and this Krillin noticed a definite buttock twitch.

"Why do either of you need to take Goten over there in the first place? Goten and Trunks can fly as well as any of us." Krillin interupted Yamcha hoping to prevent him saying the wrong - Gohan might have been nearly finished with Goku but didn't look as if he was finished spanking for the day - before he had to remind Yamcha that he was the one who once got regular paddlings from a levitating blue cat.