Walking In On The Unexpected (DBZ)

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"Can't believe I'm doing this . . . " he muttered, kicking his shoes off and taking his vest off, then lowering his pants. His underwear underneath was a thong bikini, obviously a present from one of his girlfriends, which earned a wolf-whistle from Krillin before it too joined his pants on the floor.

He stood side by side with Goku, both in their birthday suits, though the redness in Goku's rump made them easy to tell apart . . . for now. It wasn't the first time he'd had to share a corner with another fighter. Goku, Tien, Krillin, he'd done this with all of them more than once . . . and on one memorable occasion all four of them at the same time.

While Yamcha had an X-shaped scar on one cheek, there were no similar marks on his bottom cheeks. In fact, his buns were rather handsomely smooth and round. One could be forgiven for assuming it was a Saiyan rump at first glance. Well, if the magnificence of Goku's own set of buns wasn't only a few inches away from his. Still, Yamcha looked extremely spankable standing in place there, and it was difficult for Krillin to resist giving him a slap. It seemed that the higher a human's power level rose, the more spankable their behinds became.

There was suddenly a gasp from behind them. They turned to see Gohan standing there, drinks in hand, staring down at the clothes scattered all over the floor. "Yamcha! Look at this mess you left!" The young man scowled. Walking over, he took Yamcha by the ear. "You can have your tea once I'm finished with you. Come with me!"

"Heyyyy-Oww!" Yamcha yelped as he was pulled over towards the couch.

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No twitch came to Krillin's bottom but a thought came into to his mind and he putt his sherry down as Gohan sat down on the couch pulling the nude Yamcha over his lap as his did so.

"Hey, Gohan, could you wait a moment before you start?" He knelt down and whispered something in Yamcha's ear. Neither Gohan nor Goku could hear it but it seemed to have a positive effect on Yamcha.

"You sure your hasn't been worn out by spanking Goku?" Krillin asked Gohan after resuming his seat. Only z-fighters, and some of their foes (some of which later became z-fighters), could spank other z-fighers with their hands. Anyone else who tried usually broke their hands.

Gohan smiled, looked Yamcha's ready rump and looked at his hand before using it to answer Krillin's question.

[Croup]

At the first firm blow to his bottom, Yamcha arched his back and let out a gasp. The kid wasn't bad! A nice palm-print formed over his left buttock, before Gohan dished out a similar mark to his right. Yamcha took the first five or so strong and stoically, but as the swats piled up he quickly found himself squirming and yelping just like Goku had before him. Ooh, it burned!

Yamcha didn't need to take much to already realize that Gohan was a skilled spanker. It reminded him rather vividly of time spent over Goku's lap. Saiyan males, while seemingly helpless to prevent their own rumps from accumulating punishments, always seemed capable of dishing it out just as hard when the positions were switched.

"Ouch! I'm sorry about the mess! I'll--yahh!--clean it up right away!"

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"You'll do that alright but after we've finished this." said Gohan keeping a firm grip on Yamcha. He was actually surprised how well Yamcha had taken it. He'd expected the ex-bandit, sometime baseball player and reserve z-fighter to be wailing and howling right from the first swat and half-way to being a gibbering maniac after the second.

"I'd've had time to fold them up neatly if you'd made the tea properly rather using teabags." protested Yamcha with more composure than Goku normally had after the first dozen smacks.

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"I might more easily believe that if you weren't already standing in the corner when I came back," Gohan scolded with three more sharp swats which made Yamcha groan and his body jerk. "But since you still have enough energy to offer lame excuses, I guess I don't need to hold back so much."

Since Yamcha was human, Gohan had been going easy on him--only using spanks double the strength he might use on big bullies bothering him at school. But he'd obviously slightly underestimated the toughness of this Z-Fighter bottom. His palms started to hit much harder, reaching the level Gohan used when he punished his little brother Goten. SPANK SPANK SPANK! This forced the first howl from the scarred guy's lips.

Krillin chuckled as he watched Yamcha suddenly start to kick and twist. "Still think it's embarrassing to yell from a Gohan spanking?" he asked cheekily.

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"He is right though," said Goku in his corner,"You did make it with tea-bags." That's odd, he thought to himself, that's the second lame excuse he's used for a spanking today."And how much longer do I have to stay in this corner?"

"Took....oowwwch.....long enough.....arrhhh.....to start.....to do it properly!" gasped Yamcha between spanks.

"This is the sort spanking I give Trunks and my little brother." replied Gohan.

As Gohan started to spank Yamcha harder Krillin found himself ossiclating between being very glad that he wasn't in Yamcha's position on the one hand and on the other buttock wishing that it was him in that position.

[Croup]

"Hmmm, until Yamcha's punishment is over," decided Gohan. "Then he can have the corner, and you can finish the chores you were supposed to do before our guests arrived. Mom left a long list, and you've barely started on any of them." It seemed that in the absence of Chi-Chi, Gohan assumed the role of nagger to his more goofy father.

"Yes son . . . " Goku sighed. He turned in his corner slightly to watch the spanking, and noticed a distinctive twitch in Krillin's clothed buns. "Hah, what's the matter Krillin? Remembering all the times on Namek that you were over my boy's knee where Yamcha is now?"

"Ah! Uhh, something like that," Krillin replied with a flush, mostly grateful that Goku couldn't see around to his front like he could his rear. Of course, there'd been many times since Namek too that he'd rode Gohan's knee, and also vice-versa.

Meanwhile, Yamcha couldn't believe how much it was starting to sting. Gohan's palm was much firmer than Tien's, and of course it blew anything Yajirobe could do out of the water. It wasn't quite as bad as Vegeta's though, who had little regard for mercy in a punishment. Perhaps more on par with Master Roshi's who, despite a weaker physique, had years of experience beating the muscle-bottoms of his various grown students. Yamcha found himself wiggling helplessly as a caught fish as his round cheeks heated up redder and redder. "Oooohh!"

And this was one of Goten's punishments?

"Hah! Yelling from a punishment he gives to ten-year-olds, I think that's way more embarrassing than Goku shouting before. What do you guys think?" Krillin asked the room.

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"My tea'll be cold by then." Goku grumbled from the corner.

Krillin recognised that twitch. It meant that if he wasn't careful he'd find himself in the corner with his spanked bare bottom on display for all to see. He had to remember to be careful if he didn't want to end up with a roasted rump.

"Not surprising, since you first got killed by Vegeta's Saibamen. Defeated by nothing more than aggressive rhubarb." taunted Krillin.

Yamcha snarled at this. Krillin was in no position to talk about that. He'd easily out-deaded all the other z-fighters. He'd shown them he could take it:

"You ought to be giving me the sort of spanking you give Gotenks not Goten!"

[Croup]

"A Gotenks level spanking?! Yikes!" Goku's hands flew to his own backside at the mention of his and Vegeta's fused offspring, perhaps at the thought of a spanking worthy of punishing a naughty demi-saiyan X 2, but more likely recalling various times he himself had been bare-bottomed over the boy(s) lap.

Gohan was also rubbing his rear at Gotenks' name. "I don't think so. One of those would leave even me or dad unable to sit for a week, and you haven't been that naughty yet . . . And dad, keep your hands on your head!"

As Goku hurriedly moved them back up, Yamcha continued to goad. "I'm no chicken, I can take it. Or maybe . . . .the real reason you won't give it to me is because you can't spank Gotenks? Maybe the only demi-saiyan buns that get blistered around that fusion are your own!"

Gohan frowned at that. The statement was perhaps more true than Yamcha realized. Gotenks did have a rather strong urge to spank the bare bottoms of himself, his father, and even Vegeta when in his stronger shared body. And sometimes it was quite a hassle to overpower the naughty fusion to give rightful punishment. Once, Gohan had been forced to actually wait for the fusion to wear off and then take Goten and Trunks over his knee individually. That memory still sometimes riled his "older brother" sense of pride.

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"It takes quite an effort to get Gotenks over the knee." recalled Krillin, "Most times only Gogeta can do it. In fact, the first time Gogeta had to super-saiyan just to keep a hold of him and that was only after....."

"More sherry, Krillin?" asked Gohan, desparately trying to change the subject before Krillin brought up some of the more embarrassing details of that incident.

"Ha!" smirked Yamcha,"You can't! You should at least be able to better than Vegeta did, at least outside the Gravity room."

Krillin realised he should known better. After all, Yamcha had been around Saiyans for even longer than he had, and with Goku had been the first of the z-fighters.