Walking In On The Unexpected (DBZ)

[Croup]

Gohan had had enough. "Alright Yamcha. I was going to go easy on you, since you're our guest, and it's your first time over my knee, and because you're one of dad's friends and all. But it looks like you really want to sleep on your stomach tonight when you stay over, so I'm more than happy to oblige! One hot, roasted behind coming right up!"

With that Goku's eldest son raised his power-level, only slightly, but more than enough to teach Yamcha a proper lesson on why it's never wise to shout "harder!" when you're over the knee of anyone with Saiyan blood. Then he started swinging his most stinging blows down across the guy's waiting, already flushed quite red, arse.

Goku nodded sagely as he listened to Yamcha start to howl. "That's the spirit, Gohan. It's always best to give your all when giving a good spanking, especially when it's to an old buddy like Yamcha who should know better."

[zac]

Krillin looked at Yamcha, or at least when he could as Yamcha was squirming all over Gohan's knee and yelping, if not outright howling, with each blow. Not that he seemed to either trying to escape from Gohan's grip, avoid the demi-saiyan's stinging hand or beg Gohan to stop. Indeed at one point when they made eye contact he was sure that Yamcha had given him a wink.

"Is this a hard enough spanking for you, Yamcha?" Gohan asked the scar-faced z-fighter pausing briefly for him to answer. Yamcha hesitated but Gohan took his silence for answer."I thought so." He raised his hand a resumed the spanking. "You know what they about being careful what you---"

"Almost!" yelped Yamcha.

[Croup]

Wow! Few men could beg a guy like Gohan for a harder spanking not just once but twice, especially when their arse was already quite sore and flaming red. At this point Goku was wondering if perhaps Yamcha was secretly a saiyan himself. He did have the looks of one. In fact, with his latest haircut he looked quite similar to Gohan. Maybe in his distant ancestry . . .

Gohan's palms itched to satisfy the man over his lap's need, to truly roast those succulent buttocks which writhed and contorted in blissful agony under his hand. However, he had to remind himself that Yamcha, while extremely strong for his species, was still only human. Much more punishment and Gohan might accidentally send him to the hospital with a severe case of ass-burn. At the same time however, he definitely couldn't let a challenge like this go.

"All right, but only for a minute," he promised. He powered up ever more slightly, and now really wailed on the ex-bandit's ass. These blows were closer to what he might give his own dad, to really enflame beefy buns and ensure it would leave a lasting impression.

When Gohan finally finished a minute later, there was actual smoke and steam rising from Yamcha's blistered cheeks.

[zac]

"That's more like it." said Yamcha as he almost fell off Gohan's knee and his hands immediately clasping and rubbing his well-roasted buttocks."Almost as good as..."

"Hey, no rubbing and you take dad's place in the....." snapped Gohan but Yamcha interrupted him mid-flow.

"Pass the gin, could you, Krillin?" Yamcha asked the other human, ignoring Gohan. Krillin handed him a bottle of gin and a glass. Yamcha ignored the glass but took the gin. He unscrewed it, took a large swig directly from the bottle and then poured the rest over his bare behind, most of which turned into a cloud of gin vapour.

[Croup]

"Hahah! Great job taking that, Yamcha. Your ass must be as hot as a kamehamaha wave now," Goku said, removing himself from the corner and placing a hand on one of Yamcha's fiery buttocks.

"Yeah, or one of those lava hot springs at Princess Snake's place." Krillin took Yamcha's other buttock. When the five of them, Tien, Chaouzu, Krillin, Yamcha, and Piccolo, had passed by her palace on the way to King Kai's place, her womanly wiles had almost cost Yamcha and Tien their lives (she was into tall men). It was only after Krillin had opened Yamcha's eyes to her true nature that he convinced the guy to leave before that happened. Well, either opened his eyes or beat his bottom for a good half hour. Whichever worked, right? And while Krillin had been dealing with Yamcha, Picollo had taken it upon himself to deal with Tien . . .

"Well, I just hope you learned your lesson," Gohan said sourly from the couch as everyone inspected his handiwork. "Not to, uhh . . . " Unbelievably, for a moment he forgot why he'd started blistering the guy's ass in the first place.

"You won't make fun of me for yelling while Gohan wails on my butt anymore, will you?" Goku asked with a laugh and slapping a highly tender bun.

[zac]

"Still seems weird," murmured Yamcha,"I mean you don't seen Veggie getting wopped by Trunks. Well, not our Trunks, he got from Future Trunks quite a few times but I think I don't he did after he learnt how to go super-saiyan, certainly not after he managed started going ascended super-saiyan. Any ice to go with the gin?"

"No," said Gohan,"That's one of the things Mum left dad to do."

"One of the things Chi-Chi left me to do so you'd have time to do your homework." Goku clariified as sat down, rather gingerly, on the very soft chairs in the Son family sitting room.

"I suppose I shouldn't have been suprised," said Yamcha from his corner,"There doesn't seem to be ANYONE who hasn't spanked Goku. Has Goten done it yet?"

[Croup]

Gohan smiled. "Oh, Goten has, but only a few times. For birthdays and games and things. Not a proper one yet, but with dad here it's only a matter of time, right?" For the moment he ignored Goku's hint about his studies. There'd be plenty of time to do that later . . . after their guests had gotten settled.

"Watch out when he does. His palm isn't full size yet, but it can still sting mighty hard," said Krillin, though he offered no explanation for how he came by this knowledge. Still, he'd babysat the boy a number of times, so maybe . . .

[zac]

"Thought so," said Yamcha smugly. Then the implications of Krillin's words dawned on him: "Hey, Krillin, how do know about....?"

"Of course, you did both get it from him when he fused with Trunks as Gotenks," said Krillin, "Now that was no birthday spanking, but I'm not sure if that really counts a real Goten spanking."

"Has Chiaotzu ever spanked you?" Gohan asked his father but didn't give him time to answer before asking another question?,"And now that punishment and corner-time is over don't you think you should put some clothes back on?"

"I hadn't thought of that." replied Goku. He and Krillin exhanged glances which suggested that neither were particulalry bothered that Goke was still nude.

[Croup]

"No rush about that," Krillin suggested. "We're all guys here. Besides, I'm sure Goku's bottom would rather breathe free without any pants to irritate it."

"That's definitely true," Goku confirmed. Though to tell the honest truth, most days he'd prefer to go without clothes period. It was really only the modesty of others which convinced him to cover up.

"Hey Goku, remember back when Master Roshi was training us?" Krillin grinned. "After any kind of punishment, he'd always make us spend the rest of the day . . . "

"Bare butt naked!" Goku finished for him with a laugh. "So that everyone could see we'd been disciplined properly. He meant it as an additional punishment, but I actually always liked the cool ocean breeze on my freshly spanked cheeks."

[zac]

"Sometimes it wasn't just for rest of the day without clothes but days at a time," recalled Krillin,"Except for the Milk Run. We had to be decent for so he allowed us to wear pants for that but we had to take them off afterwards. We got so used to not be allowed to wear clothes we started not to bother with them sometimes when we were allowed to wear them."

"Except for the milk run?" suggested Gohan. This explained a lot.

"Except for the milk run." said Goku,"Master Roshi said we had remember not to...."

"....Frighten the dinosaurs." finished Krillin. Neither Goku nor Krillin noticed that Gohan face was starting to take on the colour of Yamcha's bottom.

"Aw, my tea's cold," groaned Goku, taking a sip from his cup.

"Allow me," said Yamcha. He removed on his from his head, swung it behind his back, vaguely pointing a finger in Goku's direction, before releasing a micro-ki blast at Goku's cup which perfectly warmed up the tea.

"Hey," snapped Gohan,"Hands on the....."

"Not rubbing, not rubbing!" insisted Yamcha.

"That a pretty nify move." commented Krillin,"Difficult to do that without smashing the cup, or the table for that matter."

Krillin felt another twitch, although he wasn't quite sure whose butt it belonged it to.