Walking In On The Unexpected (DBZ)

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"No!" both Krillin and Goku shouted together. Krillin continued by himself, "Stay there until Goku's finished. Don't worry, should be just another minute to wrap this up."

"Oh, but I just remembered!" Gohan said, suddenly grabbing his ass. "Actually it's only been a little over a week. I completely forgot about the 'Hot tub incident'."

While bathing together, Goten had gotten Gohan into a wrestling and dunking match with him, which quickly grew out of hand. Before they knew it they'd accidentally destroyed (another) water barrel. Which had then lead to Goku cheerfully putting both his already naked boys across a knee each and spanking them together. It'd hurt like hell on his already wet ass, and both he and Goten were yelping before they knew it. Afterwards Goku requisitioned another barrel and this time joined them to finish their bath, though both his sons had to fidget the whole time since the hot water only irritated their red bottoms.

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Goku and Yamcha both gave sights of relief that the end was in sight, even their ends would probably remain in sight for a while longer.

As Krillin removed his gi jacket - he prefered finishing off, at least, a spanking stripped to the waist - in preparation for delivering the final salvo of whacks to to Goku's bottom he felt sure that he'd missed something significant Gohan had said but he didn't think it was about the hot-tub.

"You're going to have to tell me who spanks the hardest," said Yamcha,"Krillin, Gohan or Vegeta"

"OK, buddy," said Krillin,"here it comes".

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Goku nodded and clenched his muscular cheeks in preparation. Since this was his second spanking in under an hour, he was slowly growing closer to tears. He wondered if this final set of licks would be enough to put him over the edge. He also wondered if at some point before the end of the day he'd wind up over Yamcha's knee too, so that the bandit could complete the set of those there who'd dusted off Goku's butt.

"Krillin, Gohan, or Vegeta? That's easy, it's . . . " Goku suddenly paused. Depending on his answer, would Krillin spank more softer or harder? This required some strategy.

1) Krillin: As the hardest spanking human on Earth, clearly Krillin was a top contender for the honor. He'd also had the most experience reddening Goku's rump, and for the longest span of time, from boyhood to manhood. He'd proven that no matter what age Goku's rear-end was at, apply enough licks and eventually it'd be a roaring blaze of condensed pain.

2) Gohan: As Goku's son, Gohan had practically been raised with his father's big rear bouncing over his knee. And due to the Saiyan side of his heritage, he also had an instinctive, almost reflexive need to beat as much beefy ass as possible. That put him in the position of proving that, no matter what age the spanker was, apply enough licks and any grown man's ass could be brought to a full, fire-engine red.

3) Vegeta: To tell the truth, Goku had never ridden Vegeta's lap for any notable discipline (though vegeta had ridden Goku's on several occassions). However, from what Goku had heard from Trunks, Gohan, and numerous other Z Fighters, the Saiyan prince had quite a devestating sting to his whacks. Still, Goku wasn't sure if he was the right choice. After all, how could someone who hated TAKING spankings so much truly be adept at giving them?

"It's, um," Goku bit his lip and looked worried, as Krillin and Gohan both looked fairly interested in his answer.

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"Well, it is either Gohan or Krillin as I've never been spanked by Vegeta.....", Goku didn't get any further as there were gasps of astonishment for the other three.

Never been spanked by Vegeta? That was hard to beleive, almost as hard as one of Vegeta's spankings. Something with which Krillin, Gohan and Yamcha were all very familar. Despite Goku's buns seems to be magnet for corporal punishments he seemed to avoid getting them toasted by one of the most enthusiastic spankers any of them knew. Goku hadn't even felt the need to put a "yet" at the end of sentence.

Krillin suddenly drained his glass of sherry and immediately poured himself another, picking up the bottle before Gohan could reach it himself (fortunate for Gohan as he was still too young for liquor).

"Are you finished now?" asked Goku.

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"Finished? I aint even--hic!--started yet!" Krillin answered. He settled his palm back onto the perfectly round surface of Goku's flushed ass. "Never been spanked by Vegeta . . . Did I ever tell you about the times he punished me on Namek?"

"Only about fifty times," Gohan muttered under his breath.

"Man, he was always after my buns for the littlest things! I didn't have my saiyan uniform on properly, I wasn't flying fast enough, I lost one of the Dragon Balls . . . In all I must've been pants-down, bare-butt over his knee for longer than the battles against the Ginyu Force and Frieza combined, and that's when we were on the same side! And now you're telling me . . . " All of a sudden Krillin's hand started whirring up and down like a jack-hammer, smacking at every corner of Goku's glutes. "That he's never spanked YOU, the only other pure Saiyan and his biggest rival!?"

"Owww! Ooh ah youch! What can I--ouch!--say, Krillin? It's never come up!" Goku writhed around in pain and then arched his back, clenching his eyes shut and moaning like crazy as his buns were pounded. "Ohhhhh!"

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"I was sure he'd've roasted your rump when he went Majin and got all that extra power from Babbadi!" exclaimed Krillin without breaking the rhythm of his smacking.

Goku had always thought that was very strange. He was absolutely sure that Vegeta, as Majin Vegeta, was going take advantage of his extra strength and finally go all saiyan on his bottom. Curously, it didn't happen. Unlike his other Majins Babbadi never had that much control over Vegeta but he seemed to have just enough control to keep Vegeta simply fightly Goku rather than spank him.

Unfortunately, Krillin's jackhammer blows where landing on Goku's butt with such force that Goku wasn't able to answer answer him.

Krillin, Gohan and Yamcha all tried to recall a time when they'd seen Vegeta spank Goku but find they couldn't. They'd assumed Vegeta had spanked Goku because almost everyone seemed to spank Goku, and almost everyone got spanked by Vegeta.

"Didn't Vegeta spend most the journey to earth spanking Nappa as practice for spanking Dad?" a confused Gohan asked anyone who was listening.

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"That's what I heard," Yamcha answered.

"Then I wonder who Nappa practiced on, to spank Tien, Gohan, Picollo, and me?" said Krillin.

"Maybe he didn't have anyone to practice on. Maybe that's why he was in such a bad mood while he was here." Gohan rubbed his ass, recalling the feeling of being pinned over that brute's lap, wailing.

Speaking of wailing, Goku was doing a lot of that as Krillin finally landed the last spank to his red-hot, quivering muscle-cheeks. As it was, he'd managed to keep tears from coursing down his face, though about two more swats and they'd probably let loose.

"Alright Goku, you're done. No more practicing new techniques in the house, huh?" Krillin said with a friendly rub. "You can go back to that corner for a little bit."

"And Yamcha can clean up his clothes that are still on the floor," said Gohan.

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Yamcha stepped out of the corner the corner before Goku joined him. He didn't want the the two of them to be standing next to each other facing the wall even for a brief while. If that happened Goku and Krillin would certainly compare both punishmed bottoms and one of them might get the idea having the two butts the same shade of red. The way to do that would be spank him again to make him redder.

He picked his clothes up from off the floor. With everyone else either naked, almost naked or completely naked there didn't seem much in getting fully dressed again so he just put his biki-bottom briefs (a choice of underwear he was now very much regretting) back on and gingerly lowered himself onto the sofa. Fortunately the furniture in the Son's sitting was very soft, almost as if it had been chosen to be easy on really beaten behinds.

"Looks like we're in the middle of a game of Strip Poker," he commented reaching for his tea. It was stone cold.

"More like Bridge," said Gohan,"as there is always someone who sits out each hand."

"You mean the Dummy?" asked Goku as he took his place in the corner again.

"Yes, the dummy." Gohan was glad he hadn't had to say it.

"Ohh! This tea is stone cold and stewed." grumbled Yamcha,"Any chance of some more, Gohan?"

Did you avoid getting spanked by Nappa as well as Vegeta?" Krillin asked Goku.

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"Spanked by Nappa? Don't you remember Krillin? In that fight, Dad did all the spanking," Gohan told him. "And sure, Yamcha. I'll be right back." He absently turned and walked back to the kitchen, perfectly round butt muscles flexing and bouncing in his tight white boxer-shorts. Both Krillin and Yamcha found themselves staring at those demi-saiyan mounds, both thinking the same thing--that there was nothing they'd like better than to rip Gohan's underwear down and blister those cheeks until the guy couldn't take anymore.

"Yeah, it's true," Goku said from his corner, unaware of the attention his two human friends were feasting on his son's buttocks. "Well . . . he never spanked me while he was alive anyway." There had been one occasion about a year back when Nappa, along with numerous other villains such as Raditz, the Ginyu Force, Frieza, and Cell, had all escaped from the afterlife and run amok on Earth. It'd taken the Z Fighters quite a bit of trouble, plus quite a number of blistered bottoms, to finally send them back where they belonged.

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"Did Nappa have time anything to do anything other be sent back to the Home For Infinitate Losers by Vegeta during that incident?" Yamcha asked looking at Krillin for confirmation.

"Can't say," replied Krillin,"I was dead at the time."

"Maybe it was Radditz." wondered Yamcha.

"Gohan," Goku called into the kitchen,"Remember to use the proper tea this time, the really nice stuff the Videl brings not the cheap and nasty Capsule Corp Value teabags."

"Best china as well?" suggested Krillin.

"For some reason Chi-Chi won't tell us where its hidden." said Goku, "I'm not sure why."

"It is still wierd the way you let Gohan spank you like that." said Yamcha trying to sidle up to the subject he really wanted to talk about, "I don't the think Vegeta's get spanked by Trunks like that."

"He got it a lot from Future Trunks," Krillin reminded him,"At least until Vegeta learnt how to go super-saiyan."

"Until he learnt to go ascended super-saiyan." clarifed Goku.

"Now its Trunks getting it from Vegeta these days." continued Yamcha,"But I don't suppose you often have a reason to spank Gohan these days."