Even aliens make mistakes

[guesswho]

A blue planet surrounded by satellites, a space station here and there...yet they have no idea that apart from all that space junk, there is a cloaked ship in orbit as well. In this ship, there is a young man from Omicron Zeta system. His body is not that different from the ones inhabiting the primitive planet below. Overall, it's quite common shape. Two arms, two legs, a head, a varying number of eyes and other orifices. His skin is grey, his eyes multiple and all black. According to the research, humans still keep the fur on some parts of their bodies, mostly heads. Show they're not ready for space travel. This alien is tall, wide, but still only has two arms. There is a third one, robotic, attached to his back and when not needed, it blends with his body. It's just an assistive technology, for when one needs an extra hand. Happens often, when one is travelling through space. Hold a spanner, to reload the gun...one never knows when it migh come in handy.

His job today - it's a self imposed quest. There seem to be a large number of highly intelligent terrans. They are a valued commodity for space travelling races due to their adaptability and capacity to quickly learn how to work unknown technology. There is a large number of terrans already in space - all of them disappeared from their homes one night and nobody ever heard of them again. A very few of them ever wanted to come back from their epic trip. None returned in the end, and they enjoy their lives in research facilities or exploring space, without having to deal with other humans. Sometimes, they even have kids with other space races, when the biology is at least a bit compatible. He met a few of these hybrids, and they seem to be doing just fine.

This fate is waiting for another great scientist today. The ship swoops down, completely undetected and unseen. Human detection systems never had a chance. All would go perfectly straightforward - if only Dar'Xel had the right address. To him, all the houses look the same - there is a house in which a great scientist lives. It's the one to the left from the one above which his ship is hovering, awaiting movement...

[Bombay]

Amy Page is just like your normal American teenager. She has long black hair that falls to her shoulder blades and dull blue eyes that fall upon snow-white skin. Black lipstick and black eye make-up is the only color on her skin. She wears only black and she has combat boots that go up to right above her ankle. Oh yeah, and her next door neighbor is the famous scientist who cured the common cold and your father works under him. She lives in the Sunnyside complex and some rumors have been going around. Some of the scientist at work have been talking about some extra-terrestrial activities on other planets, but these are all rumors and speculations. Nothing set in stone, but she’s smart enough to know that it’s all tall tales. If something really lives out there, it would be all over the news!


Amy wakes up in the middle of the night groaning loudly “are you fucking kidding me?” she says quietly before she rolls out of bed. Her large ‘my chemical romance’ t-shirt falls right below her bottom which is covered by booty shorts. She sighs loudly and throws on her combat boots and jacket. She stumbles around her room looking for her bag before she walks outside. She digs through the shoulder strap bag cursing under her breath “you have got to be kidding me?” she says before she finally finds a lighter. She goes into her coat and pulls out a pack of cigarettes before she lights one. She looks up at the starry night shaking her head “it’s way too early for this…” she says quietly watching the smoke fly up until it disappears.

[guesswho]

A movement! There is the target. Finally. He goes even lower, to reach the target with his transport beam. There! The target might even be contacting him, how can he otherwise explain the heat signature concentrated to one point? They must be aware, but since there's nobody attacking him, the target must want to get out of there. Of such assumptions trouble is born. Dar'Xel hits the button, the wide column of light appears around the tarhet and it's immediately moved into to the cargo hold, carefully prepared to house the great scientist and provide all the necessary comforts. He want them to cooperate easily and without threats.

As soon as the ship reports the target is on board, the ship flies away, out of the atmosphere. Dar'Xel sets up jump and goes check up on the scientist, make acquaintance and explain where they are going.

He opens the door, smiling without showing teeth - apparently humans like that expression. It very quickly hits him that something's wrong...

[Bombay]

As she stares at the night sky with a sleepy blankness, she feels like she sees something move. Almost like a static from a hologram? She rubs her eyes groaning “Jesus Amy, it’s too fucking early for this…” she groans and takes a big puff of her cigarette before she blows it out. Suddenly a bright light engulfs her body and she doesn’t even have time to react or scream. Within seconds, she is transported into the luxuries of the cargo hold. She looks around with wide eyes “what the fuck!” she mouths unsure if this is a dream or not. She tries to speak, but the words won’t escape her mouth. She walks over to the small oven and looks at the clock “okay…I can see the time which means this isn’t a dream…” she mumbles shivering. It’s one of the many tricks she learned through figuring out how to lucid dream.


When she hears the door open, the smaller girl jumps at the sound before she turns around. She glares at the alien not backing down before she finally speaks. “out of all the aliens who could abduct me, it had to be a dirty homestuck” she comments on his grey skin. She stands up tall trying to shake all of the fear out of her body “you have three seconds to take me back before I get really mad” she growls and puts up her fist

[guesswho]

Something went very wrong. This person does not fullfill the requirements, but by now, it's too late. He can't take the...Dar leans closer, to make sure, but yes, it's a girl. He can't take this girl back now. He can't come back to pick up the scientist either. That...sucks.


"I can't take you back. You've seen me." He explains why exactly she is going to stay on this ship. Maybe he'll...maybe he'll just drop her off somewhere where there are humans. They'd take care of her. That should work.


"Please don't come out of this room until I find a suitable human for you and drop you off." There is nothing he can do...or maybe not? He's not sure. This is an unexpected situation, and he'll need to think on that...

[Bombay]

She glares at the being clenching her fist. If this really is an alien, then they’re going to probe her or put some chip in her head. She’s seen the movies and she’s not going to be some high schooler's bio class frog.


“how do you know I’m not blind huh? Also, don’t you have some stupid alien mind-wipe thing. That’s what the red necks have been saying for years Alf” she comes back at him clearly upset that he abducted her.


“suitable human? What the fuck are you talking about? just turn your hunk of junk ship around and send me back to earth. You go on your merry way and I don’t break your nose. See, it’s a win-win” she barks back cracking her knuckles. She walks over to the sliding door “oh my god, does it look like I’m about to leave?” she replies sarcastically “what are you gonna do about it?”

[guesswho]

He's not sure what to do, if a human gets violent, but there should be some suitable answer to this. And she even insults his ship! This kind of comments could make anyone angry and Dar isn't one to pass up on an opportunity to protect the good name of his ship. Even though it certainly is a bit older. "I've given you instructions, if you break them, I'll be forced to do something about it." Even as he says it, he knows it doesn't sound too threatening. But he doesn't know what to do with a human like this.

He retreats for a while and connects to human internet in an attempt to find out what to do now, how do they make their young behave. A mention of spanking is made, a type of corporal punishment? He quickly reads through an instructional article, and then decides this might be just the thing that needs to happen here.

Dar'xel strides back quickly - no need to waste time, and grabs the girl's arm, fully aware she might attack him anytime, so his other arm is ready to defend himself.

"Your archives mention spanking as a suitable discipline for a young human. Let's see, if that's true." There's more strength to his body than is immediately visible, and it's not a problem for Dar to drag her to bed and sit down...

[Bombay]

She glares over at him crossing her arms “and I’ve said that I’m not listening to them because my mother told me not to listen to strangers and let me tell you, you’re the strangest thing I’ve ever met” she smirks thinking she won this pointless battle. She knows he’s not going to do anything, any other alien would have already tied her to a table and probe her, she’s seen the movies. She waves as he leaves “I’ll stay right here like a good little girl” she says sarcastically before she walks through the sliding door. She leans against the wall not wanting to get lost in this place, but still proving a point

She slowly slides to a seat looking around the hall “I didn’t think being abducted would be so lame, of course I get the only alien who’s a wimp. He even ran away after one threat” she shrugs her shoulders “whatever gets the job done I guess” she slowly closes her eyes starting to dear about what awards she’ll get for bringing in an alien. A small smile forms on her lips before she was jolted out of this sleepless state with a firm hand. “get the hell off me!” she backs back trying to pull herself out of his grip

“spanking? what am I, eight? Spankings only work on children, a real punishment would be bringing me back to my planet so my parents can deal with me!” it’s a long shot, but it might work. She yelps being pulled over the body. she squirms in his grip “I swear to god, you’re dead!”

[guesswho]

"The concept of god is not unknown to me, of course, but I fail to see how it could help you." He says matter of factly, as he pulls the girl over his...well, humans would call it knees. "Also, it was mentioned it works even on adolescents, and sometimes adults. I am not going to test it. Please cooperate." The last sentence is merely taunting, nothing more. He doesn't really expect the girl to cooperate, and he doesn't need it either. Once over his lap, Dar pulls down her shorts and starts applying his palm. It's slightly larger than human one, and has long, thin finger. Six of them.

"I would like you to behave, while on this ship. I can't return you back to Earth, but there's quite a number of humans we have abducted over the centuries still travelling space. I will find a suitable one and ask them to take care of you. Until then, I won't accept disobedience on my own ship." Dar explains, and each and every word is followed by a loud slap to her bare bottom. The records claim this works on most young humans, so why not try it...

[Bombay]

“oh really? you don’t know him? Here, let me show him to you!” she screams back as she rolls up her sleeves. The minute that she’s able to, she plans on decking him in the face and getting off this rust bucket. She growls while over the lap wiggling around “wow, you know what else works on adolescents and adults even more, actually fucking listening to them! Or you know, any other form of punishment! Wait…why the fuck am I being punished, I didn’t do anything!?” she barks back “I’ll cooperate when my foot is up your ass or whatever you Alf wanna-bes call an anus” she wiggles around trying to break free. A loud gasp comes from her when he lowered her shorts showing off her skull and cross bones panties. “…now you’re dead…” she grumbles as a deep blush forms on her cheeks. she flinches after every smack a loud grunt escaping her body as she still fights back

“and I would like you to get off of me, but it seems neither of us are gonna listen to the other” her eye twitches when they start to speak “you do know that ‘traveling the galaxy as a space pirate’ really isn’t in my ‘stupid, childhood dreams’ book, so maybe you can just wipe my memory then bring me back? I’m sure your alien queen wouldn’t mind that” she clutches her fist trying not to show how much this actually hurts as her ass starts turning a light pink. Each smack causes her cheeks to jump and dance as his hand flies away.